Dear Readers Day 18 – Did I Survive the Camp Lenox Swim Test – Video
Dear Readers (Day 18) VIDEO BELOW - Photo Via: Leslie Jones Collection Today, I took the Camp Lenox swim test. (Well, did I pass or did I drown? I’m not gonna spoil it and tell you which, but one of...
View ArticleI Was Not the First Person to Think of Cat Boxing and Other Crappy Ideas
So, in yesterday’s post, Why They Should Have Cat Boxing at Camp or What Happens When You Have to Send Letters about your Boring Summer, I had a stroke of brilliance. Unfortunately, I was not the first...
View ArticleThe Best or Worst Ideas For Your Letters to Camp – Not Sure Which
Dear Readers (Day 19 – 24 at Camp Lenox), As we all know, the best ideas are generated during periods of total and utter boredom. Also, in the shower but there’s never anything to write with so, I...
View ArticleDear Readers – Day 25 at Camp Lenox – I Did NOT Think This Through
Dear Readers (Day 25-30ish at Camp Lenox), Last night was my first night sleeping at Camp Lenox, I know I asked for it. I was staying in the creepy Mom Sorority House and yes, I wanted to move and be...
View ArticleDear Readers – Day 31 – Along Came a Spider and I Ran Away From Home
Dear Readers (Day 31 at Camp Lenox), This is one of those stories that I have to share, but I really don’t know if it will translate … I’m hoping you’re amused by the comedy of errors that ensued. If...
View ArticleDear Readers – Day 32 – Things Invented at Camp Out of Necessity
Dear Readers (Day 32 at Camp Lenox), Brilliant things I invented out of necessity: SO, we just had a DJ at camp. Honestly, I love dancing. You know who does not love me dancing? Most kids that are the...
View ArticleYou Helped Me Go Glamping This Summer
Dear Readers, Remember when you guys awesomely tweeted and put up Facebook requests to #SaveJennySendKeurig? Well, it actually worked and that means you guys made a difference. Sure, you could’ve...
View ArticleJenny From the Bunk is BACK From Summer Camp – But Forgot How to Live in The...
I’m Back I’m Back I’m Back!!! In case you didn’t hear, I’m back from my summer at Camp Lenox. I have so much to catch you guys up on, first of all, being home kinda sucks… Yep, this summer I’ve gotten...
View ArticleHow to Make Home More Campy So Your Kids Will Feel More at Home
The other day I wrote about being homesick and back-homesick. Yes, I coined the last one, so I’ll expect royalties if you use it. Basically, it’s the feeling campers have when they return home and it...
View ArticleYou Can Learn Pretty Intense Stuff About Your Kids While Playing with Barbies
The other day, a sales girl at a clothing store asked a friend’s daughter what she wanted to do when she grows up — and her answer: “I want to be a housewife.” Said friend’s jaw dropped and after...
View ArticleSummer Camp is OVER and I Had to Say Goodbye to My Bestie – WHY?
WHY??? Why must all good things come to an end? It was one crazy summer and I’m not gonna lie, I made an unlikely friend that I’ll never forget. We had so many incredible moments together. Enjoying the...
View Article8 Reasons Sending The Kids Back to School Sucks
Don’t get me wrong, I was as excited to send the kiddos back to school as the rest of the moms out there who’ve had a 12week hiatus from normal daily life. I just wish we could remove a couple...
View ArticleI May Have Run Over an Elderly Gentleman While Driving Carpool… Oops
This picture implies that he was washing my car. He in fact, was not, but I couldn’t find a better picture of an elderly man near a car… MAKE DO. See how polite I’m being? Calling him an elderly...
View ArticleWe CAN All Just Get Along – Ask a 9 Year Old
The most amazing thing about a child’s imagination is that anything is possible. Even the most intelligent, imaginative adult can’t grasp the sheer power of that one ability. We tend to lose sight of...
View ArticleMy Organs Are Spoiled Brats
This post is gonna have to be filed under: Brilliant ideas I have to make life easier for everyone! or maybe my Norma Rae moment. Wait, did you not get that reference? How about Network? “I’m as mad as...
View ArticleLice – Breaking Down the Sanity of Our Society – One Mother at a Time
Last weekend was my first time dealing with lice. I say first time, not because I’m expecting more, but to justify the level of manic lunacy that ensued. Look, I’m not proud of the series of events...
View ArticleMy Husband is Cocky Stubborn and Relentless |What’s Wrong with Yours
We all have those little things that irk us about our spouses. Some women tell me that their husbands are too involved in every little decision around the house, making buying a new chair harder than...
View ArticleWomen Can Be Such Bitches|But Sometimes People Deserve It
Fun fact: This is an old post that I took down because I got so much flack for being such a horrible wife. Now, 3 years later, I’m over 40 and frankly don’t care if you people think I’m a horrible...
View ArticleMen Can’t FInd A Thing Which is Why They Need Crotch Radar
Below, is a story that started on my Facebook Fan Page this week. Frankly, I’m not sure how it went where it did or how we all sunk to this level, but we did … and it was fun. Thursday is my free...
View ArticleGetting Back at the In-Laws – a Thanksgiving Tradition
Let’s face it, sometimes in-laws can drive us crazy. Mine love to whisper in front of me in a rather loud rendition of a whisper… (among other things). But on Thanksgiving I get them back, or should I...
View Article